
On the first day it snowed:
Libby:"Oh snow, I missed you!" -2
Examining a toy with baby drool on it:
Libby: "Eww, baby sister Yucked on it!" -2
Libby:"Momma, I want a parrot to eat!" (pear)
Libby: "Can I have some cherryos?" (cherries)
Libby: "I want strawbabies" (strawberries) -2
After a rather large tantrum:
Libby: "Oh don't worry, I was just crying in my mouth!" -2
Libby:"Oh, I think I'll have a popsicle to make me feel better!" -2
Libby:"I'm so excited to see Aunty Daddy!" -2
Trying to fall asleep:
Mommy: "Call me if you need anything."
-5 mins later-
Libby: "I meed anything!"
Mommy: "What do you need?"
Libby: "Seben dollars. And bread." -2 1/2
Libby:"STINKY MOMMY!" (everyday phrase) 2-current...
When asked if she had anything to sell at a garage sale:
Libby: "Umm. (sad pause) I guess my toes." -2
Libby: "MOMMY!!!! Mom, I was yellowing at you so loud!" -2
While eating breakfast one morning:
Libby: "Mommy, you have a big bum. (pause) And I have a medium bum and Cadie has a little bum!" -2
Libby: "Wow, Daddy's pants can pee. He just stands at the potty and his pants pee right in!" -2
Mommy: "Do you want to go to preschool next year?"
Libby: "YES...but I don't know how to drive yet..." -2
Mommy: "You're a BIG girl now, you can wipe your own bum!"
Libby: "But Momma! I'm not 14 you know!" -2
Libby:"If you don't let me sleep in your bed I will cry so so much!" -2
While making breakfast.
Mommy: "Do you know where eggs come from?"
Libby: "Yah. They're from Jesus." -2
Mommy: "What do you think we should name the new baby in Mommy's tummy?"
Libby: "NOT Jesus! Elmo." -2 1/2
While running up to the nursery leader with hands over her ears:
Libby: "It's too noisy in here!"
Brother Young: "Where's the noise coming from?"
Libby: "Your mouth." -2 1/2
Talking in her sleep:
Libby: "I have to get dressed quick. The fishies are coming!" -2 1/2
While playing with Daddy:
"Ribs to the ears!"- 2 1/2
At Libby's 3rd birthday party the doorbell rings:
Libby: "Oh GOOD, another customer!!" -3
When Libby turned 3 she drank a whole bottle of tylenol when the babysitter was over. I took her to the hospital and they fed her charcoal. All the nurses thought I was so cute and I was so excited that I got to stay up so late! -3
Playing with Daddy:
Daddy: "If I catch you I'm going to pop off your arm like a Barbie doll!"
Libby: "No, Daddy. You can't. Because Jesus made me special!" -3
While pulling leaves off Mommy's plant:
Mommy: "Hey! No pulling leaves off plants!"
Libby: "But I have to."
Mommy: "What? Why?"
Libby: "Cause that's what Libby's do." -3
While in the bath:
Libby: "AHHHHHHHH!!!! I need to get out of here!!"
Mommy: "Why?"
Libby: "This water is too wet!" -3
Mommy: "Time to get dressed!"
Libby: "I can't get dressed today. I have to stay in my jammies so that I remember to go back to bed tonight." -3
While driving home from church one sunday:
Libby: "Can we go to the french fry store?"
Mommy: "Sorry, not today, it's sunday"
Libby: (angry muttering) "some people go to church... some people go to the french fry store."
- 3
Daddy: "You keep talking wrong."
Libby: (smiles) "No I aren't." -3
After another bump and bruise:
Libby: "MOMMY!!! Next time you have to teach me to not fall anymore!" -3
Mommy: "Let's clean up!"
Libby: "I think I'll just take a picture of you cleaning up, Mommy!" -2 1/2
Mommy: "You need to clean up before you can play outside."
Libby: "I can't hear you...bye!" -3
Time to clean up.
Libby: "Oh LOOK, Mommy! (very excited) I found a special toy just for you to clean up!" -4
Mommy: "If you clean up all your toys we can make cookies together!"
Libby: "I appreciate your cookies, Mommy, but I appreciate playing even more." -4
Libby:" I am a people who likes to eat and play." -3
Daddy: "Grrrr, I'm going to put you in the dishwasher!"
Libby: "Actually, Daddy, didn't you know I'm not a dish? I'm a Libby!" -3
While Mommy was chasing Libby with a stuffed lion:
Libby: "NO, Momma, don't scare me... I'm just a child." -3
Libby:"I love you up to 20 pounds, Momma, cause you're the best momma I ever had." -3
Libby: "I learned that at school. (preschool) That's where I live when I'm not at home." -3
Libby: "AHHHHH! My toe feels like it has bugs in it!!" (asleep) -3
During family home evening lesson on tithing:
Mommy: "...we give 10% back to Heavenly Father to say thanks..."
Libby - interrupts and grabs some coins to throw out the window - back to Heavenly Father. -3
Libby: "I want to take Cadie out for a slurpee because I'm so proud of her for going poo on the potty!" -3
After opening the door too hard and making an indent in the wall:
Mommy: "Oh no! Careful! You'll make a hole in the wall!"
Libby: "Really? Well, that's OK. I always wanted to see Jesus."
Mommy: "what?"
Libby: "You know, Mommy, you said you want Him to live IN our house!" -3
After coming out of her room illegally for the 100th time:
Libby: "But Mommy! I love you so much that I can't even sleep!" -3
Elderly lady in Corey's parent's ward: "Hi there! You look like a Wilson!"
Libby: "Well... you look like...a blue...man. -4
Libby: "I think I'm allergic to poo."
Mommy: "No, you're not."
Libby: "YES I AM, because I cough every time I smell it!" - 4
Libby: "I love everyone the best... even strangers!" -4
Libby found a donation box outside the library filled with coats that said "jackets for kids" so she put hers in - thinking that's where you hang your coat when you go into the library. An hour later I noticed her coat was missing. People looked at me weird as I was digging through the donation box to "steal" her jacket back. -4
Upon completing a crayon-colored-ripped-out page of a coloring book:
Libby: "I bet when Daddy grows up he'll want to be an artist; just like me" -4
Libby: "I can't eat this food. These eggs are too slobbery." -4
After Daddy threw her in the air at the swimming pool:
Libby: "HELP!!! Daddy almost made me drained!" (she meant drowned) - 4
At supper time:
Libby: "Daddy. You have to eat or you'll shrink."
Daddy: Oh! Good!
Libby: "NO. You'll be as small as a mice!" -4
Libby: "I don't hate monday's! Cuz I'm a kid!" -4
1st thing in the morning:
Libby: "Mommy, you look like I don't even recognize you. Like an old woman or something."
-4
Libby:" Last night I heard a car pulling a whale behind them outside my window. It sounded like this: Ahhhhoooooh, Ahhhoooooh" (motorcycle) -4
Looking at Daddy's ever-growing belly after dinner:
Libby:"Uh, Daddy? Do you have to go to the potty? You look like you have lots of poo in your tummy." -4
YELLING to Mommy:
Libby: "BUT CADIE CAN"T GO OUTSIDE! (hysterical) SHE HAS NAKED FEET ON!!!" -4
While going pee on the big toilet with no potty seat - she fell in!
Libby: "Help!!!!" (she stayed there until I could rescue her!) -4
Libby:"I want a computer. I've wanted one for years and years."
Daddy: "You have one!"
Libby: "I mean one for my dolls." -4
Frustrated at a computer game - she climbed onto the desk and put her mouth by the speaker:
Libby: "Hey in there! I really want to do this!" -4
Mommy: "Stop scratching your bum."
Libby: "I'm not scratching my bum. Just the heel of my bum." -4
Libby: "Cadie. (in teacher tone) If you see something green you should eat it. It just might be cucumber." -4
Libby: "Daddy, you're really nice. Except when you're punishing." -4
Daddy: "Hold your spoon over your bowl when you eat your soup."
Libby: "YOU hold YOUR spoon over your bowl when you eat your soup." -4
While playing with a pair of sharp scissors:
Daddy: "Hey! You shouldn't be playing with those!"
Libby: "You shouldn't have left them where I can get them!" -4
As Daddy rescued her from falling on her head:
Libby:" Oh, Good job, Daddy!" -4
Random:
Libby: "Mommy, when you and Daddy die, how will I be able to drive if my legs aren't long enough and I can't even put David in his tall highchair all by myself?" -4
Examining Daddy's belly again:
Libby: "Daddy, are you pregnant?" -4
Aunty Elise: "Bye, Libby, I hope you have a good day!"
Libby: "Bye, Aunty Elise, I hope you have a healthy body!" -4
Liberty, I love your craziness and I'm sorry for trying to "hold you down" - as I read these quotes I am amazed how many times I'm telling you what to do or not do. It is my responsibility as your Mom to train you up on the way that you should go. I hope that I am choosing the most important things to correct you on and that I can learn to let go of the smaller details. Even though you have your cute stubborn streak, I just want you to know that I love you no matter what you do or say!






























